Definitions by Promethean Sky

Guadalawhogivesashit

Generic term for some pissant third world country that no civilized person gives two damns about. Primary exports are usually bananas, cocaine, and prostitutes.

I heard there's a civil war down in Guadalawhogivesashit.
And I care because?

Guadalawhogivesashit by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

kona 

A really expensive, really damned tasty coffee grown in Kona, Hawaii. Price as of March 2008 is $60/pound ($130/kilogram).

I'd drink Kona coffee all the time if I could afford it.

kona by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

palm civet 

A catlike critter that lives in Indonesia. The only reason anyone has ever heard of the damned things is that they eat coffee beans then shit them out. The shit-beans are used to make Kopi Lewak, a super expensive coffee that only a shit eating moron would touch.

You mean they make coffee out of palm civet shit? What the fuck?

palm civet by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

opiate of the masses by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

withdraw symptom 

The shitty sick feeling you get when you're trying to kick a drug, or can't get any more.

See that jittery fucker over there? That must be a withdraw symptom of the crack.

withdraw symptom by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

jazz it up 

To make something better, or just sound better.

Those Starbucks fuckers just use the foreign shit to jazz it up, it doesn't mean anything.

jazz it up by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

jittery 

Bouncy, shaky, or just impatient.

I get jittery when I have to piss too bad.

jittery by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008