Definitions by ProgPrincess

Minja 

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

Minja by ProgPrincess October 31, 2009

Straycrusher 

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.

"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."

Straycrusher by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009

Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

Frojects by ProgPrincess October 20, 2009

Gluteless Rudego 

A rude, redundant, ego-maniac without an ass.

"With that attitude & baggy pants, you can really tell he is one Gluteless Rudego!"

Gluteless Rudego by ProgPrincess September 15, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

lientology by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009

Vagolin 

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

Vagolin by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

pod-blocker 

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.

"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."

pod-blocker by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009