nastard

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

by ProgPrincess August 29, 2009

darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009

nostradumbasses

People who think & believe that they not only know everything, but they also are always right.

"During an innocent game of Wii bowling, the opposing team kept behaving like utter nostradumbasses. Proclaiming they'd won before the last player went,"

by ProgPrincess November 08, 2009

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

by ProgPrincess November 01, 2009

soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.

"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."

by ProgPrincess January 01, 2010

Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

by ProgPrincess October 21, 2009

pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.

"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."

by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009