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darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.
"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."
by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009
mugGet the darpmug.

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.
"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"
by ProgPrincess October 31, 2009
mugGet the Minjamug.

Straycrusher

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.
"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."
by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009
mugGet the Straycrushermug.

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.
"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."
by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009
mugGet the lientologymug.

Atheostica

The holiday celebrated by atheists while others celebrate Christmas or Chanukah.
"For the last few years I've been feeling a little awkward about wishing my boyfriend, an atheist, a Merry Christmas. So, this year I'm gonna try out 'Have an Indifferent Atheostica' & see how that feels."
by ProgPrincess November 29, 2009
mugGet the Atheosticamug.

Prepeating

The act of a person, throughout an entire movie, saying all of the funny lines from the movie directly before the line is said by the actor/actress in the movie.
"Dude. Please stop your incessant prepeating. You're totally ruining our movie experience!!"
by ProgPrincess February 5, 2010
mugGet the Prepeatingmug.

soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.
"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."
by ProgPrincess January 1, 2010
mugGet the soulnumbing conversationmug.

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