darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009

femmefriend

A male friend who when things 'pop-off', or the proverbial 'shit hits the fan', instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.

"I sure wish J.D. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend."

by ProgPrincess March 20, 2010

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

by ProgPrincess November 01, 2009

nostradumbasses

People who think & believe that they not only know everything, but they also are always right.

"During an innocent game of Wii bowling, the opposing team kept behaving like utter nostradumbasses. Proclaiming they'd won before the last player went,"

by ProgPrincess November 08, 2009

Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

by ProgPrincess October 21, 2009

nonversation

A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.

"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."

by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009