ProgPrincess's definitions

Gluteless Rudego

A rude, redundant, ego-maniac without an ass.

"With that attitude & baggy pants, you can really tell he is one Gluteless Rudego!"

by ProgPrincess September 15, 2009

nastard

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009

Minja

A ninja who happens to be a midget.

"I was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer & watching the game. When, out of the darkness appeared a Minja, who proceeded to kick me in the head & run off with my remote. What are the odds?"

by ProgPrincess October 31, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009