ProgPrincess's definitions

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009

Gluteless Rudego

A rude, redundant, ego-maniac without an ass.

"With that attitude & baggy pants, you can really tell he is one Gluteless Rudego!"

by ProgPrincess September 15, 2009

femmefriend

A male friend who when things 'pop-off', or the proverbial 'shit hits the fan', instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.

"I sure wish J.D. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend."

by ProgPrincess March 20, 2010

soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.

"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."

by ProgPrincess January 1, 2010

Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

by ProgPrincess October 20, 2009

Straycrusher

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.

"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."

by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009