the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).
"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."
by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009
A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.
"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."
by ProgPrincess January 01, 2010
A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.
"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."
by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009
by ProgPrincess August 29, 2009
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by ProgPrincess August 29, 2009