19 definitions by ProgPrincess

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 05, 2009

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

by ProgPrincess October 20, 2009

A male friend who when things 'pop-off', or the proverbial 'shit hits the fan', instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.

"I sure wish J.D. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend."

by ProgPrincess March 20, 2010

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009