Definitions by ProgPrincess

darp 

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

darp by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009

tranimals 

animals that are born one sex, but feel they should've been born another.

"Check out the Grand Opening of the new Bronx Tranimal Zoo! We're proud to announce that our Tranimal Zoo Keeper is none other than the incomparable, RuPaul!! Come on down, our tranimals are guaranteed to please & confuse."

tranimals by ProgPrincess August 29, 2009

nastard 

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

nastard by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

chilliesque 

exuding a general air of chillness.

"Did you see the sunset at that chilliesque party?"

chilliesque by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

Totch 

Another word for vagina.

"Ouch! You just punched my totch."

Totch by ProgPrincess August 22, 2009