Professor Chaos's definitions

trance

The most sublime, divine, advanced music genre known to man, representing a quantum leap in artistic creativity analogous to the development of the frontal lobe in the human brain. Having an IQ below 130 renders one incapable of apreciating, let alone enjoying trance. Being a connoisseur of trance bespeaks of extremely high intelligence and impeccable level of personal sophistication. On the other hand, those who despise trance can uniformly be characterized as primtive troglodytes, closer to ape than man.

OMFG, this Tunnel Trance Force compilation pwnz!

by Professor chaos April 14, 2005

butterd

when you're "everyone knows it's butters"ed

woah.. you just got butterd...

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

School in summer time

No class

Those are school in summer time girls.

by Professor Chaos May 17, 2003

Ackkum

Exclamation from Jon Lovitz as the voice of Jay Sherman from "The Critic."

"Ackkum!" (choking)..."Oh, how awkward."

by Professor Chaos May 17, 2003

frell

an alternative to using the word "fuck"

what the frell?
you frelling bastard
shut the frell up
frelling - a

by professor chaos May 22, 2003

Supreme Idiot

"If Neo isn't The One, then who is?"

Noah, you are a Supreme Idiot!!

by Professor Chaos July 14, 2003

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003