Redemption

When you pull out to nut on her face but you miss so you spit on her face instead.

Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Extra Creamed Ass Oreo

When you fucking a black girl and you don't pull out.

nigga howd sex go nigga??A?????????
extra creamed ass oreo

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Hot

Something very cold.

Tim: I went to the Arctic yesterday!
Steve: How was it?
Tim: It was hot!
Steve: ...

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Black Republican

Someone who is really sketchy and suspicious. Someone who can't be trusted.

Guy: Hey that guy wants to meet me in an alley!
Girl: That's creepy AF.
Guy: Yeah he seems like a Black Republican.

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 21, 2020

Logical Action

When you make a large sacrifice for something so little and has lesser value than what you had sacrificed.

1) I sold my car yesterday so I don't have to pay for the insurance. I made a really logical action!

2) I paid $7,947 so that I could fill my house with old lamps. I am broke now, but at least I can see every part of my house! There was a logical action to be made, so I made it!

3) I sold my 74 inch TV in exchange for multiple TV remotes so I never lose track of them. I then sold half of the amount of remotes to get a new 32 inch TV. I think what I did was a pretty good logical action.

by Professional Educator July 03, 2019