Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003

XP

The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 01, 2003

Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The formal term for the UK.

"Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003

Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003

orang-a-dangus

Someone who has properties of both an orangutang and a dangus.

that lumbering tool is a orang-a-dangus

by pro-nun-see-A-shun October 28, 2003

codswollop

An unfashionable phrase used by people who think they are cool, irish or my english teacher

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002