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Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.
DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?
by Princess Weirdo February 16, 2022
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Epi-Zoody

What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .
Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good.

Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody?
Grandchild- I think so.

Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.
by Princess Weirdo February 2, 2022
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Tiea-Maria

Part 1
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!

Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.

Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.

Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.

See part 2- if you can handle it??!
229'er- Who's that sitting in that truck over there?
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.

229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!

Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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229

A road that leads to the X-Mart in Oxford.
TT-Why are you traveling this forbidden 229 in your g-string and stiletto's?
Weary Traveler-Must reach X-Mart before nightfall. Need lube

TT- I know it's you Gregor.
by Princess Weirdo February 2, 2022
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229'er

Part 2

But today we will tell you all about this magical place and it inhabitants. A 229'er can observe the MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNRISES AND SUNSETS if you venture just beyond the borders of this no-mans land. Or just wait Princess Weirdo will take the pictures and she'll show them to you whether you wanna see or not. Better act like you like 'em too cuz one never knows about PW or ANY other 229 really. We are at least halfway F'ed up here but what you may not see without a very powerful microscope and maybe a little magic is that 229'ers can be friendly, fantastic and downright loving people. Some might even call them angelic! But possibly their talking about the fallen variety, but still an angel♥️
Outlander-gasps that's a 229'er!!
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Styles Re

Someone that don't know shit about wack cousins!!
JoeKnow's- Look there's is Styles Re. He doesn't know wack cousins.

Princess Weirdo- Nope but I sure know wack cousins.
JoeKnows- Know'em?!! You have wack cousins PW!!!
Dr. Phil- JoeKnow's, did you tell her she IS a wack cousin?
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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