Prince of Dorkness's definitions

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Broeast

(Br Ö st) A term used when one man wants to politely acknowledge another man's Gynecomastia,

Also called: man boobs.

Hey Brah! That wetsuit sure makes your broeasts look supple! You think I can grip a squidge?

by Prince of dorkness September 9, 2016

Fuhrducken

A main entree prepared by stuffing a chicken into a duck, then stuffing the duck into a turkey, then stuffing the turkey into a Nazi.

If that skin head doesn't quit messing with people, I'm gonna have to whip up some Fuhrducken!

by Prince of dorkness January 7, 2013

Paprika

What a gynecologist yells when the results of a pap-smear come back.

Doc: PAPRIKA!!
Betty Bigguns: What is it, What?!
Doc: Oh...uh...it says you have cervical cancer. You have 2 months to live.
Betty Bigguns: ...buh...

by Prince of Dorkness March 9, 2010

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010