sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Fuhrducken

A main entree prepared by stuffing a chicken into a duck, then stuffing the duck into a turkey, then stuffing the turkey into a Nazi.

If that skin head doesn't quit messing with people, I'm gonna have to whip up some Fuhrducken!

by Prince of dorkness January 07, 2013

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 02, 2013

Paprika

What a gynecologist yells when the results of a pap-smear come back.

Doc: PAPRIKA!!
Betty Bigguns: What is it, What?!
Doc: Oh...uh...it says you have cervical cancer. You have 2 months to live.
Betty Bigguns: ...buh...

by Prince of Dorkness March 09, 2010

Broeast

(Br Ö st) A term used when one man wants to politely acknowledge another man's Gynecomastia,

Also called: man boobs.

Hey Brah! That wetsuit sure makes your broeasts look supple! You think I can grip a squidge?

by Prince of dorkness September 09, 2016