Broeast 

(Br Ö st) A term used when one man wants to politely acknowledge another man's Gynecomastia,

Also called: man boobs.

Hey Brah! That wetsuit sure makes your broeasts look supple! You think I can grip a squidge?

Broeast by Prince of dorkness September 9, 2016

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Breastplay 

An act of foreplay that involves a fondling of the breasts of another woman or even man. Involves groping the breasts, licking and kissing the nipples and rubbing titties together all for the intent of sexual gratification and pleasure.

Julian: That was some amazing breastplay we had~
Diane: I agree~

Breastplay by Maruchi Kitsune August 22, 2015

morning breast 

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before

My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!

morning breast by Conker1 October 4, 2016

Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

Breast-Volarity Curve by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014

breast relief

When a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits in order to achieve orgasm. Either of them can use their hands to press her tits together around his cock, and he moves back and forth just like fucking until he cums. She will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck depending on the size of her tits and the length of his cock.

Press your sexy big tits together darling, I will give it to you and have a breast relief.

breast relief by breastlover1 December 9, 2012