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Broeast

(Br Ö st) A term used when one man wants to politely acknowledge another man's Gynecomastia,

Also called: man boobs.
Hey Brah! That wetsuit sure makes your broeasts look supple! You think I can grip a squidge?
by Prince of dorkness September 9, 2016
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purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them
I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.
by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007
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Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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Breastplay

An act of foreplay that involves a fondling of the breasts of another woman or even man. Involves groping the breasts, licking and kissing the nipples and rubbing titties together all for the intent of sexual gratification and pleasure.
Julian: That was some amazing breastplay we had~
Diane: I agree~
by Maruchi Kitsune August 22, 2015
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breastibules

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'
Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.
by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009
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morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before
My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!
by Conker1 October 4, 2016
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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