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A now-defunct collegiate football conference in the U.S.
Formed in 1907 as the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Association, the only charter members to still remain upon its dissolution in 1996 were the Tigers of the University of Missouri, the Cornhuskers of the University of Nebraska, and the Jayhawks of the University of Kansas.
Despite numerous changes in membership during its 89-year history, it kept its name (officially) throughout, and in fact still had eight members in 1996 when it dissolved, combining with remnants of the Southwest Conference to form the Big 12.
Though the Big 12 was only the Big 8 plus Baylor, University of Texas, Texas A&M, and Texas Tech, the Big 12 did not claim the Big 8's history as its own, thus ending its existence.
Formed in 1907 as the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Association, the only charter members to still remain upon its dissolution in 1996 were the Tigers of the University of Missouri, the Cornhuskers of the University of Nebraska, and the Jayhawks of the University of Kansas.
Despite numerous changes in membership during its 89-year history, it kept its name (officially) throughout, and in fact still had eight members in 1996 when it dissolved, combining with remnants of the Southwest Conference to form the Big 12.
Though the Big 12 was only the Big 8 plus Baylor, University of Texas, Texas A&M, and Texas Tech, the Big 12 did not claim the Big 8's history as its own, thus ending its existence.
(1)
Jim Bob: Yo, I'm thinkin' of going to Nebraska in the fall. Go Huskers!
Betty Sue: Yeah, them original Big 8 schools is alright, but my cuz went to UT instead and LOVED it. Lincoln ain't got nothin' on Austin, you know it.
(2)
Zeke: What the hell is THIS? I thought the Big 8 was a slang term for cocaine.
Zack: Know your history, PUNK. Respect!
Jim Bob: Yo, I'm thinkin' of going to Nebraska in the fall. Go Huskers!
Betty Sue: Yeah, them original Big 8 schools is alright, but my cuz went to UT instead and LOVED it. Lincoln ain't got nothin' on Austin, you know it.
(2)
Zeke: What the hell is THIS? I thought the Big 8 was a slang term for cocaine.
Zack: Know your history, PUNK. Respect!
by President Warren G. Harding July 9, 2009
Get the Big 8mug. A male or female of African-American heritage that appears in a movie, story, or play, often with some sort of magical, sage powers, strictly for the purpose of providing such wisdom to the white hero, for no apparent reason, but just when he or she needs it the most. They often then immediately depart from the story altogether.
The Magic Negro has no life of his or her own, but seems to see all, know all, and divine all, due to their humble roots and avoidance of the racist white power structure that our hero-of-European-heritage so nobly rebels against. Typically appearing in 19th century- or early-20th century period pieces, the Magic Negro has more recently been seen dispensing his or her powers from within the existing white establishment, as with the character of Morpheus in "The Matrix."
Not to be confused with Barack Obama, who had a lengthy career as a lawyer and state senator which was often overlooked by many American conservatives, eager to pass him off with a dismissive stereotype, despite the fact that upon assuming the Presidency in 2009, had more government and legal experience than George W. Bush did in 2001.
See also, Magical Negro.
The Magic Negro has no life of his or her own, but seems to see all, know all, and divine all, due to their humble roots and avoidance of the racist white power structure that our hero-of-European-heritage so nobly rebels against. Typically appearing in 19th century- or early-20th century period pieces, the Magic Negro has more recently been seen dispensing his or her powers from within the existing white establishment, as with the character of Morpheus in "The Matrix."
Not to be confused with Barack Obama, who had a lengthy career as a lawyer and state senator which was often overlooked by many American conservatives, eager to pass him off with a dismissive stereotype, despite the fact that upon assuming the Presidency in 2009, had more government and legal experience than George W. Bush did in 2001.
See also, Magical Negro.
John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) in "The Green Mile," Bagger Vance (Will Smith) in "The Legend of Bagger Vance," and Cash (Don Cheadle) in "The Family Man" are all textbook examples of the Magic Negro.
by President Warren G. Harding July 10, 2009
Get the Magic Negromug. The person who directs the movement, placement, and direction of food at the dinner table, particularly at a large meal or gathering. This can be achieved by democracy, but is more typically dictated by strength of character and who has the best spatial relations... or just the most experience with food.
"We were overwhelmed by the amount of food on the table for the 12-person Christmas dinner. Luckily Grandpa was an efficient table general.
by President Warren G. Harding December 28, 2010
Get the table generalmug. Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.
Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009
Get the jailbait temperaturesmug. 1) The act of erotically dancing for someone or someones, perhaps with removal of clothing articles, so as to distract said person or persons before using a taser on them.
2) Typo of "strip tease."
3) Best not to confuse the two.
2) Typo of "strip tease."
3) Best not to confuse the two.
1) "I was over at Michael's house last night, and I gave him a strip tase...."
2) "OMG is he okay?!
3) "%#@$ iPhone!!"
2) "OMG is he okay?!
3) "%#@$ iPhone!!"
by President Warren G. Harding January 26, 2011
Get the strip tasemug. 1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.
2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.
3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.
3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.
2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*
3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.
2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*
3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago
by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009
Get the Tweetardedmug. (1) Taneequah: Yo, Shaneequah ain't gettin' none, so she went out to the mall and picked up 23 new outfits and a X-Box.
Sharonda: You trippin'. That bitch be buy-sexual all up in herrrrrrre.
(2) Chad: I say, I do believe Edward took Muffy out shopping for jewelry this past week-end, at the conclusion of which, she did give up the booty.
Sheldon: Mmm, QUITE the buy-sexual, wouldn't you say?
Sharonda: You trippin'. That bitch be buy-sexual all up in herrrrrrre.
(2) Chad: I say, I do believe Edward took Muffy out shopping for jewelry this past week-end, at the conclusion of which, she did give up the booty.
Sheldon: Mmm, QUITE the buy-sexual, wouldn't you say?
by President Warren G. Harding April 22, 2010
Get the buy-sexualmug.