Short Man Syndrome

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better.

And all short men are in denial of it!
"Never date a man under 5'10", because he's bound to have short man syndrome."
by Posh Birds Do It Best December 03, 2009
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Malaka

Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.
"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"
by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009
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lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"
by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009
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Partouza

The Greek term for gangbang or threesome

Popular word. Dirty buggers.
"Ela, pame partouza!"
"You want partouza?"
by Posh Birds Do It Best January 25, 2012
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eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.
'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'
by Posh Birds Do It Best January 25, 2012
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arse

British, Oz, Irish definition of the derriere, backside, bum, bottom, etc...

It is NOT a FANNY as you yanks call it, a fanny is a front bottom, vagina, beaver, hairy axe wound etc...
'Don't you stick that up my arse, it hurts.'
by Posh birds do it best February 07, 2005
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Bono

The biggest Irish narcissist you will ever have the displeasure of coming across in your life. Not only is he the frontman of U2, he's decidedly the most irritating political know-it-all you'll ever see, plus he couldn't wedge himself any further up Bob Geldof's arse is he tried. And he can't count in Spanish properly.
"Who is that eejit?" "Oh, that's Bono."

"Uno, dos, tres, catorce..."
by Posh Birds Do It Best September 05, 2009
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