Daisy Dukes

Really short shorts. Derived from the shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!

by Pork King May 01, 2003

jot and tittle

Every minor detail. A jot is the horizontal mark on the letter "t", and a tittle is the dot above an "i" or a "j".

When writing cursive, these marks are made after the entire word is penned, sometimes causing one to overlook their placement.

Be sure to go over every jot and tittle.

by Pork King December 24, 2005

sonovabitch

A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.

That guy stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. Man, he's a sonovabitch.

by Pork King May 02, 2003

dipsilucious

(adj.) Extremely satisfying ar excellent.

Lois, I'm not doing any work. I told you, I'm on dipsilucious vaction.

by Pork King January 04, 2004

Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"

"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."

by Pork King December 19, 2005

stuff

A man's genitalia, e.g. cock and balls.

Damn, man...that baseball just hit me in my stuff.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

mud butt

(muhdh - buht) n. med. (usu. pre. by 'the') Mud Butt is a common affliction of the anus and the glutteal crevice, affecting mainly (but not limited to) "heavies". The condition usually occurs 30 to 45 minutes after defecation, especially if sufferer engages in physical activity within this time. Sweat and some remaining feces (though one's wiping habits may be immactulate) mix in the glutteal crevice, causing mild discomfort and, if not treated, a raw ass.

See how Rico is walking funny? He took a dum about 30 minutes ago. I bet he's got the mud butt.

by Pork King November 05, 2005