Definitions by Pork King

shit creek 

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.

I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

shit creek by Pork King April 30, 2003

Irish car bomb 

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.

Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.

Irish car bomb by Pork King April 30, 2003

BCG's

literally, Birth Control Glasses. The glasses issued to new recruits in the military, so called because no girl would want to have sex with men wearing these ugly, ugly glasses.

Wow, newly shaved head and BCG's. I'll never have sex with those new recruits.

BCG's by Pork King April 30, 2003

stuff 

A man's genitalia, e.g. cock and balls.

Damn, man...that baseball just hit me in my stuff.

stuff by Pork King April 30, 2003

bubble gum machine 

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

bubble gum machine by Pork King April 30, 2003

suit 

Slang for a businessman or any authority figure that wears a suit, e.g. manager, boss, supervisor.

Those suits have been riding my ass all day.

suit by Pork King April 30, 2003

spaz 

An irrationally nervous or jumpy person.

Dude, that Tweek from South Park is such a spaz.

spaz by Pork King April 30, 2003