Pork King's definitions
A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.
by Pork King May 1, 2003
Get the sonovabitchmug. A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the Irish car bombmug. by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the suitmug. According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.
by Pork King November 5, 2005
Get the World War IImug. A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the bubble gum machinemug. A mingling of 2 words: "beep" and "epilepsy". This is the convulsive action you will see especially in a group all wearing pagers when one pager goes off.
"Check this out. See Tom standing with Sue and Bob and Jim? I'm gonna beep Tom on his pager. Watch them all go into a fit of beepilepsy."
by Pork King January 10, 2006
Get the beepilepsymug. You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the dingleberrymug.