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dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.
You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
mugGet the dingleberrymug.

dick bastard

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
by Pork King May 1, 2003
mugGet the dick bastardmug.

beepilepsy

A mingling of 2 words: "beep" and "epilepsy". This is the convulsive action you will see especially in a group all wearing pagers when one pager goes off.
"Check this out. See Tom standing with Sue and Bob and Jim? I'm gonna beep Tom on his pager. Watch them all go into a fit of beepilepsy."
by Pork King January 10, 2006
mugGet the beepilepsymug.

bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).
by Pork King April 30, 2003
mugGet the bubble gum machinemug.

sonovabitch

A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.
That guy stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. Man, he's a sonovabitch.
by Pork King May 1, 2003
mugGet the sonovabitchmug.

Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.
Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
mugGet the Irish car bombmug.

Daisy Dukes

Really short shorts. Derived from the shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"
Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!
by Pork King May 1, 2003
mugGet the Daisy Dukesmug.

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