PoopypAnts's definitions

Sex

Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!

May I please have sex with you?

by poopypants August 28, 2014

Seizgasm

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry

"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

tool

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

by poopypants April 5, 2003

Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003

rim jaw

n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.

"Maybe his bad breath wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't have rim jaw."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005