Shmeeze

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

peen

n. Collectively derived from the male genitalia (penis) and the pinkstink (poon), peen is the spicy term for any given Slim Jim's beefstick.

www.tubgirl.com: guaranteed to erect your peen in 5 seconds flat or your dignity back.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

shperm

n. Jism that squirts from a vile, cheese-coated peen. See also "smegma", "sperm", "peen", and "jism".

Sally was so drunk she didn't notice the odd taste of Bobby's shperm when she fellated his cock'n'rocks.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

cock 'n' rocks

n.(pl) Rooster and stones.

"Those scenesterz are mad punk rawk! They remind me of a big pile of cock 'n' rocks."

by PoonPieHouligan August 28, 2003

1337

n. 1. Nestled between 1336 and 1338, 1337 is commonly known as a number, or for the more advanced; an "integer"
2. Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain"

"i t0tally pnwed u. u r so a n00b and i am so 1337"

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

by PoonPieHouligan August 28, 2003

Spink

n. a multi-racial combination of two slang insults. Derived from the Latin "Spic" and Eastern "Chink", Spink literally means one who is master of the poon. See also "Ghetto AZN"

"Man, did you see that crew of spinks totally fuck up those honkeys?!"

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003