Definitions by Pompatus of Love

Rim Job 

Licking someone's ass crack.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

Rim Job by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

Blowing his Horn by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

Buff and Polish by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Caught a wave 

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

Caught a wave by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Give me head till I'm dead 

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

Give me head till I'm dead by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet 

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

Matching curtains and carpet by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

Closing time pretty by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016