Pompatus of Love's definitions

Caught a wave

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Budship

A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.

Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016