Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Caboose

The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.

We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Rim Job

Licking someone's ass crack.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Honeypot

Sweet tasting pussy

Her pussy is so sweet, it can only be called a honeypot.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016