The act of sucking your own dick.
No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.
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Blowing his Horn
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Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.
My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.
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Letting her walk the dog
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Tip of the cock...the helmet above the shaft. Usually used in description of a large, impressive cock.
She saw my missile and its warhead. She knew it was time for the countdown!
The process of getting a hard-on.
I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!
Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!
God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!
A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.
Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.
The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.
We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!
