Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honeypot

Sweet tasting pussy

Her pussy is so sweet, it can only be called a honeypot.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Caught a wave

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016