A place where you get sent to be fucked in the ass by a large black man as punishment for being convicted of a crime.
by Pokedex #184 October 14, 2017
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It is a Steel/Fairy type Gen 6 Pokemon that looks like a key ring. It is #707 on the National Pokedex. It can have the ability Prankster (Gives priority to status moves) or its hidden ability, Magician (steals held item of a Pokemon it attacks)
It is a Steel/Fairy type Gen 6 Pokemon that looks like a key ring. It is #707 on the National Pokedex. It can have the ability Prankster (Gives priority to status moves) or its hidden ability, Magician (steals held item of a Pokemon it attacks)
Guy 1: Why can't I use Swagger in Uber format?
Guy 2: Blame Klefki. It can use it to make the target hit themselves 50% of the time with +1 Attack to hurt themselves with more damage. With Thunder Wave, it can make the target unable to move at all another 50% of the time. If Evasion Clause wasn't a thing, It could use Double Team to make itself even harder to hit.
Guy 1: Gee, I can't imagine getting my ass swept by that key.
Guy 2: Blame Klefki. It can use it to make the target hit themselves 50% of the time with +1 Attack to hurt themselves with more damage. With Thunder Wave, it can make the target unable to move at all another 50% of the time. If Evasion Clause wasn't a thing, It could use Double Team to make itself even harder to hit.
Guy 1: Gee, I can't imagine getting my ass swept by that key.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
Get the Klefki mug.The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.
Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
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Guy: Dog; an canine animal that barks
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
Get the editors mug.A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
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Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
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Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
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