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The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
Get the Prison shower mug.A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.
If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
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Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
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by Pokedex #184 October 14, 2017
Get the Prison mug.The reason the Swagger Clause exists in competitive Pokemon matches.
It is a Steel/Fairy type Gen 6 Pokemon that looks like a key ring. It is #707 on the National Pokedex. It can have the ability Prankster (Gives priority to status moves) or its hidden ability, Magician (steals held item of a Pokemon it attacks)
It is a Steel/Fairy type Gen 6 Pokemon that looks like a key ring. It is #707 on the National Pokedex. It can have the ability Prankster (Gives priority to status moves) or its hidden ability, Magician (steals held item of a Pokemon it attacks)
Guy 1: Why can't I use Swagger in Uber format?
Guy 2: Blame Klefki. It can use it to make the target hit themselves 50% of the time with +1 Attack to hurt themselves with more damage. With Thunder Wave, it can make the target unable to move at all another 50% of the time. If Evasion Clause wasn't a thing, It could use Double Team to make itself even harder to hit.
Guy 1: Gee, I can't imagine getting my ass swept by that key.
Guy 2: Blame Klefki. It can use it to make the target hit themselves 50% of the time with +1 Attack to hurt themselves with more damage. With Thunder Wave, it can make the target unable to move at all another 50% of the time. If Evasion Clause wasn't a thing, It could use Double Team to make itself even harder to hit.
Guy 1: Gee, I can't imagine getting my ass swept by that key.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Guy: Dog; an canine animal that barks
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
Get the editors mug.The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.
Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
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