Pokedex #184's definitions
The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.
Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
Get the Togekissmug. The people that approve of the definitions you post before it appears on Urban Dictionary. 75% of them are assholes that reject everything. They are responsible for most of your definitions that don't make it and rot.
Guy: Dog; an canine animal that barks
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
Get the editorsmug. A clickbaiting motherfucker on YouTube that ruins ROBLOX by spreading shitty, unconvincing hacker rumors and Robux scams that 8 year-olds listen to.
Ignorant Kid: Have you heard of a Youtuber called Kazok. He give away unlimited Wobux on his legit website!
Another Kid: My mommy said that his website had viruses and wouldn't let me get Wobux.
Another Kid: My mommy said that his website had viruses and wouldn't let me get Wobux.
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
Get the Kazokmug. A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
Get the Blisseymug. The final evolution of the Unova fire-type starter Pokemon Tepig. The Mega Fire Pig Pokemon, 5'03"/1.6m, 330.7 lbs/150 kg.
A Fire and Fighting Type. Has the highest base HP and Attack stat of any starter Pokemon. Engulfs its hands in flames with the fiery beard to unleash powerful fire punches.
Abilites: Blaze (Powers up fire-type moves by 1.5x when HP is less than 1/3 of max), Reckless Hidden Ability (Makes recoil moves (Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Head Smash, Take down, Double edge, etc.)) do more damage when used.
Base stats:
HP: 110
Attack: 123
Defense: 65
Sp. Attack: 100
Sp. Defense: 65
Speed: 65
A Fire and Fighting Type. Has the highest base HP and Attack stat of any starter Pokemon. Engulfs its hands in flames with the fiery beard to unleash powerful fire punches.
Abilites: Blaze (Powers up fire-type moves by 1.5x when HP is less than 1/3 of max), Reckless Hidden Ability (Makes recoil moves (Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Head Smash, Take down, Double edge, etc.)) do more damage when used.
Base stats:
HP: 110
Attack: 123
Defense: 65
Sp. Attack: 100
Sp. Defense: 65
Speed: 65
Emboar is very good at using recoil attacks due to the amount of damage the user takes being around 1/3 of the damage that is done to the opponent ignoring the user's Defense stats.
by Pokedex #184 October 9, 2018
Get the Emboarmug. An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.
Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by Pokedex #184 June 26, 2018
Get the Bingmug. Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
Get the Lego pornmug.