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Emboar

The final evolution of the Unova fire-type starter Pokemon Tepig. The Mega Fire Pig Pokemon, 5'03"/1.6m, 330.7 lbs/150 kg.

A Fire and Fighting Type. Has the highest base HP and Attack stat of any starter Pokemon. Engulfs its hands in flames with the fiery beard to unleash powerful fire punches.
Abilites: Blaze (Powers up fire-type moves by 1.5x when HP is less than 1/3 of max), Reckless Hidden Ability (Makes recoil moves (Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Head Smash, Take down, Double edge, etc.)) do more damage when used.
Base stats:
HP: 110
Attack: 123
Defense: 65
Sp. Attack: 100
Sp. Defense: 65
Speed: 65
Emboar is very good at using recoil attacks due to the amount of damage the user takes being around 1/3 of the damage that is done to the opponent ignoring the user's Defense stats.
by Pokedex #184 October 9, 2018
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Bing

An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.
Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by Pokedex #184 June 26, 2018
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Taco Bell

The cheap $1.19 Laxatives
Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018
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Blissey

A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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editors

The people that approve of the definitions you post before it appears on Urban Dictionary. 75% of them are assholes that reject everything. They are responsible for most of your definitions that don't make it and rot.
Guy: Dog; an canine animal that barks
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Prison

A place where you get sent to be fucked in the ass by a large black man as punishment for being convicted of a crime.
Cop: You're going to prison.
Random Bystander: Don't drop the soap!
Criminal: Nooooooooo!!
by Pokedex #184 October 14, 2017
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Klefki

The reason the Swagger Clause exists in competitive Pokemon matches.
It is a Steel/Fairy type Gen 6 Pokemon that looks like a key ring. It is #707 on the National Pokedex. It can have the ability Prankster (Gives priority to status moves) or its hidden ability, Magician (steals held item of a Pokemon it attacks)
Guy 1: Why can't I use Swagger in Uber format?
Guy 2: Blame Klefki. It can use it to make the target hit themselves 50% of the time with +1 Attack to hurt themselves with more damage. With Thunder Wave, it can make the target unable to move at all another 50% of the time. If Evasion Clause wasn't a thing, It could use Double Team to make itself even harder to hit.
Guy 1: Gee, I can't imagine getting my ass swept by that key.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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