Poisonivy's definitions

shipwreckship

The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.

Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.

As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.

Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.

I've been on this shipwreckship for years, my marriage ended badly.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

krazy

Your own natural mannerisms, conduct, and speech which is heavily in conflict with your environmental, political, and social norms. It's about being yourself and not giving a shit if people think you're off your rocker. I happen to believe it also includes a certain level of acknowledgment to your own personal responsibility which may or may not at times require the destruction of property, either yours or an others.

Yes you son of a fascist, I am krazy, I also have an IQ of 142, so byte me. And keep your melon drugs. Keep them melon drugs for the crazy people.

by poisonIvy November 25, 2011

Miphmonger

Politico moron, hellbent on bankrupting governments.

That girl, she is a miphmonger.

by poisonIvy November 25, 2020

ridiculum

The practice of doing something ridiculous on purpose just to be a screw ball.

Her name is ridiculum, much the same as yours as they relate to my life implicitly.

by poisonIvy August 22, 2011

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

foxglove

Digitalis. A bell shaped wildflower, and medicinal plant.

Foxglove is for the heart.
Be like foxglove.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

jada

jada is someone you can depend on, someone who knows something is wrong without you saying anything, she can hear you talk when you’re silent. jada knows how to make you feel better and she’s such a hippie, more specifically, a cannabis hippie. she’s been through more than she deserves, and yet she seems to find the fine lining in every situation. not everyone deserves a jada, so you should be lucky when she’s in your life. she can be a freak sometimes but you learn to love it. jada is a once in a lifetime opportunity, no drug can make you feel the high jada gives you. she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, cherish her

jada is my yellow

by poisonivy December 5, 2020