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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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evol

1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.
evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.
by poisonIvy November 29, 2017
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evlove

an essential component of the needed palindrome evolve love live evil evol evlove, evlove is evolve in reverse.

1. the concatination of the words evolve, and love, has a combined meaning in duality.

2. refers to the everlasting aspect of love and the fact that all who engage in such folly are beautiful idiots.
by poisonIvy November 29, 2017
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Eternimate

Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.
Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.
by poisonIvy September 30, 2017
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shipwreck

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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jada

jada is someone you can depend on, someone who knows something is wrong without you saying anything, she can hear you talk when you’re silent. jada knows how to make you feel better and she’s such a hippie, more specifically, a cannabis hippie. she’s been through more than she deserves, and yet she seems to find the fine lining in every situation. not everyone deserves a jada, so you should be lucky when she’s in your life. she can be a freak sometimes but you learn to love it. jada is a once in a lifetime opportunity, no drug can make you feel the high jada gives you. she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, cherish her
jada is my yellow
by poisonivy December 5, 2020
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foxglove

Digitalis. A bell shaped wildflower, and medicinal plant.
Foxglove is for the heart.
Be like foxglove.
by poisonIvy May 19, 2019
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