21 definitions by Poisonivy

Miphmonger

Politico moron, hellbent on bankrupting governments.

That girl, she is a miphmonger.

by Poisonivy November 25, 2020

Carnelian Queen

The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.

Check out these cool gem finds of The Carnelian Queen, I wrapped in copper.

by Poisonivy May 19, 2019

Fuck You

The term "Fuck You" is a coloquialism meaning "I Love You" in many expressive forms used throughout the major American dialects.

Awww. Fuck You Dad. A Lexus for my birthday?! You shouldn't have.

by Poisonivy February 2, 2017

evol

1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.

evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.

by Poisonivy November 29, 2017

Queer

Gay and yet somehow not gay. Archaic: Strange and peculiar.

a young queer norseman once loved a gay black harvard professor.

by Poisonivy September 29, 2017

Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.

Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.

by Poisonivy October 2, 2017

sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".

Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.

by Poisonivy September 25, 2017