Poisonivy's definitions

Queer

Gay and yet somehow not gay. Archaic: Strange and peculiar.

a young queer norseman once loved a gay black harvard professor.

by poisonIvy September 28, 2017

Eternimate

Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.

Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.

by poisonIvy September 30, 2017

Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.

Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.

by poisonIvy October 2, 2017

evol

1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.

evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.

by poisonIvy November 29, 2017

evlove

an essential component of the needed palindrome evolve love live evil evol evlove, evlove is evolve in reverse.

1. the concatination of the words evolve, and love, has a combined meaning in duality.

2. refers to the everlasting aspect of love and the fact that all who engage in such folly are beautiful idiots.

Man that girl looks good. stupid evlove!

by poisonIvy November 29, 2017

Fuck You

The term "Fuck You" is a coloquialism meaning "I Love You" in many expressive forms used throughout the major American dialects.

Awww. Fuck You Dad. A Lexus for my birthday?! You shouldn't have.

by poisonIvy February 1, 2017

jada

jada is someone you can depend on, someone who knows something is wrong without you saying anything, she can hear you talk when you’re silent. jada knows how to make you feel better and she’s such a hippie, more specifically, a cannabis hippie. she’s been through more than she deserves, and yet she seems to find the fine lining in every situation. not everyone deserves a jada, so you should be lucky when she’s in your life. she can be a freak sometimes but you learn to love it. jada is a once in a lifetime opportunity, no drug can make you feel the high jada gives you. she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, cherish her

jada is my yellow

by poisonivy December 5, 2020