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shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.
Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"
by Poisonivy September 4, 2005
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asshole

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.
by poisonIvy August 30, 2017
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shipwreckship

The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.

Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.

As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.

Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.
I've been on this shipwreckship for years, my marriage ended badly.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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shipwreck

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.
That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!
by poisonIvy April 23, 2019
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foxglove

Digitalis. A bell shaped wildflower, and medicinal plant.
Foxglove is for the heart.
Be like foxglove.
by poisonIvy May 19, 2019
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