sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 03, 2019

Carnelian Queen

The rightful heir to the throne of Great Britain, an Oregonian, and a Rockhound, obsessed with carnelian.

Check out these cool gem finds of The Carnelian Queen, I wrapped in copper.

by poisonIvy May 19, 2019

asshole

Good employee.

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.

by poisonIvy August 30, 2017

Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.

by poisonIvy August 25, 2013

shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 04, 2005

sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".

Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.

by poisonIvy September 25, 2017

krazy

Your own natural mannerisms, conduct, and speech which is heavily in conflict with your environmental, political, and social norms. It's about being yourself and not giving a shit if people think you're off your rocker. I happen to believe it also includes a certain level of acknowledgment to your own personal responsibility which may or may not at times require the destruction of property, either yours or an others.

Yes you son of a fascist, I am krazy, I also have an IQ of 142, so byte me. And keep your melon drugs. Keep them melon drugs for the crazy people.

by poisonIvy November 25, 2011