26 definitions by Pogoextreme

To curious salamander someone you must be starting to initiate sex; kissing, gentle caressing. You must then switch off all the lights and draw the curtains so it is pitch black, where one of your friends comes in (this can be a stranger but preferably a friend) and you both start caressing the person until they realise it’s two of you. If they don’t notice you are both obliged to ejaculate on their face, turn on the lights, scream CURIOUS SALAMANDER and run off naked.

1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.

2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

Niandick is the term for when Niantic, the company that created Pokémon Go and Ingress and that Harry Potter mobile game, or any other company updates something and, in turn, ruin something else within the game.

Morbid curiosity.

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.