Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 03, 2021

What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.

Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?

by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020

Mass Effect effect

When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game

Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.

Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.

by Pogoextreme June 16, 2018

Luxy Tingle

Kind of like “Spidey Sense” but instead you’re sensing that someone, somewhere, usually in a group chat you’re in you haven’t checked it’s a little while, are talking dirty without you.

Simon: Yeah anyway, as I got to Wrecsam I went straight to - hold on my Luxy Tingle is going mad. I bet Rich and Andy are at it.

by Pogoextreme December 08, 2020

Big Stupid Jellyfish

Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.

Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.

Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.

by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022

Tamagotchi effect

The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.

Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2021