Skip to main content

Definitions by Pogoextreme

Lifedance 

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski
My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.
Lifedance by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022

Platty Joobs 

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
Platty Joobs by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

Tamagotchi effect 

The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.
Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.
Tamagotchi effect by Pogoextreme November 12, 2021

Imposter converser syndrome 

Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.

Pegging scale 

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Pegging scale by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021

Morbiosity

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”
Morbiosity by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021

Ping Gate 

Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.

This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.

Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
Ping Gate by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021