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Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
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Imposter converser syndrome

Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021
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Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
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Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021
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Morbiosity

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”
by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021
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Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
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What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.
Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?
by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020
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