Pod Tailin''s definitions
1. What the members of the Tea Party think they are.
2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
Sarah Palin: We had quite a movement in Nashville, can you smell it? Give me $100,000 and I'll jot some notes on my Redneck Teleprompter and tell you all about the movement.
Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
by Pod Tailin' February 15, 2010
Get the movementmug. Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.
The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.
The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.
The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.
Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010
Get the Artic Circlemug. {verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.
{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".
{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".
by Pod Tailin' February 17, 2010
Get the farcupmug. What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010
Get the wiper woodiesmug. Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."
by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010
Get the comfymug. 1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".
2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011
Get the grownuppitymug. What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
Get the flaccid refluxmug.