instant message

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website

That ho sent me an instant message

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

bulrog

Cartman in ninja form

Cartman: ha ha ha ha now you are a chicken ha ha ha ha
Kyle: goddamn it cartman

by PlayDohMan May 08, 2004

dimtard

a portmanteu of dimwit and retard used to insult people.

dude 1: omg i are t3h pwn this nub
dude 2: you dimtard, your score's 2-12

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

monkey turd

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

bonkis

a word that black people use to say ass

he touched my bonkis said the niggerpotamus

by PlayDohMan March 02, 2005

doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

can of whupass

what stone cold opens when he is about to kick someone's ass

Gonna open up a can of whupass

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004