PlayDohMan's definitions

ESRB

the people that screwed everybody out of good video gaming. they think that every game is bad but really they had silicon and twizzlers implanted into their brains as children so no wonder they think every game destroys the minds of children. and the hell is up with minors not being able to buy mature games? ESRB totally sucks ass and should be destroyed immediately as they are the ones who jip innocent gaming companies like Rockstar games out of their well deserved money

ESRB is just trying to keep money out of great developers like rockstar

by PlayDohMan July 17, 2004

chu chu train

the train of the jackson few made for little kiddies

mommy mommy dah chu chu trains comming no son get away from there that not for little children

by PlaydohMan April 25, 2004

Constitution

What george bush and dick cheney will change so good ol bushy can have another 20 yrs in office

giddyup horsey yeehaw im the president

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

television

a device for giving one's self eye cancer

Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

pow

1. prisoners of war
2. a sound characters in comic books make when they punch someone

its funny in america POW's are treated like they are on welfare, they are given houses, adequate food, and other commodites, in other countries, POW's are tortured and beheaded

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

cell phone

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

CFC

chloroflorocarbons that destroy the ozone layer and create global warming

Hey kids! Big Bird says drink CFC's and smoke angel dust

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004