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Definitions by PlayDohMan

cell phone 

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors
Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's
cell phone by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

television 

a device for giving one's self eye cancer
Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you
television by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

powder keg 

1. a keg full of gunpowder
2. a very violent or tense person
3. an area of countries with high nationalism and low tolerence for neighboring countries
1. Billy 'moonshine' Bob: pass me the powder keg, hadn't eaten this stuff in a while.
2. She's a powder keg ready to explode
3. the balkan region was a powder keg at the turn of the 20th century
powder keg by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

money laundering 

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them
Money laundering is done on a world scale

large mammal tranquilizer 

1. a strong tranquilizer usually used to sedate bears and horses
2. a drug some people take to relieve depression and make some people look prettier
1. Old McDonald had to shoot his horse with a dose of large mammal tranquilizer to operate on it
2. Large Mammal Tranquilizer will calm you down (and probably kill you)

bum fight 

when two hobos partake in combat usually armed with nothing or maybe a broken beer bottle or pipe
bum fights usually happen under bridges
bum fight by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1
Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.