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The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.
Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !
by Plastic Soccer Trophy August 17, 2006
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Other CW:sure why not.
Other CW:sure why not.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
Get the fisting mug.Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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Will Ferrell: I would be doing myself and everyone in here a diservice if I didn't play the hell out of this cowbell.
Jimmy Fallon: *Boyish Backround Giggle*
Jimmy Fallon: *Boyish Backround Giggle*
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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Grandma:Oh but hes such a handsome boy.
Guy:Oh really!? and here I thought he was just a tubby little fucker ^-^
Guy:Oh really!? and here I thought he was just a tubby little fucker ^-^
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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