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The National Test of Education and Knowledge (NTEK) is a test that has 355 total questions and has 11 hours of testing over a "testing weekend."
The NTEK is scored on a Gaussian curve with the average score being set to zero, therefore allowing negative scores to exist.
The NTEK is scored on a Gaussian curve with the average score being set to zero, therefore allowing negative scores to exist.
Nerd: Bro I got a 3.445 on the NTEK!
Nerd friend: That's insane! only 0.1% of people got that! Did you see that other man's score though?
Nerd: No but he probably got in the negatives!
Both nerds laugh.
Nerd friend: That's insane! only 0.1% of people got that! Did you see that other man's score though?
Nerd: No but he probably got in the negatives!
Both nerds laugh.
NTEK by PlancksConstant May 5, 2024
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