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The co-pilot 

Whilst driving, the driver leans over and gives the passenger "road head" and then the passenger then steers the vehicle.
The other day my girl and I were driving across town and I asked her if I could get the co-pilot and I almost crashed when I came in her eye
The co-pilot by PIRATE July 19, 2016

net-twerking 

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up
"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"

Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'
net-twerking by PIRATE February 8, 2015
Dang you I R TeH PWNzOR NAMEd CrEEAaM you beat me to it! ARRR Couple months off too. :(

Sitting in Chair Laughing!!!
I say rofl so much! But I have never acutally rolled on the floor while laughing, because I am such a lazy @ss. I should say sicl because its so much easier! Besides my sunburn hurts when I went in the sun for mor than 2 minutes that one day.
SICL by Pirate June 20, 2006
An abbriviation of the word session, may relate to drinking, smoking pot, excessive computer gaming or anything else that lasts a prolonged period of time.
Yo, u in for the sesh

yeh sure
sesh by Pirate December 28, 2005
Lad, lad, lad sometimes thats all we hear in the rooms of MSN and the streets of parrswood. Nut why this word, where did it originate and who made it famous? The answer to that question is a twat named Richard Keane. He originated in sylvias womb and escaped to wreak havoc on the world in which we live.

He uses lad as a derogatory term aimed at his friends and enemies, the latter of which there are many.

Phrases such as "watch it lad" , you silly lad" and "laddete" are common place wherever this creature roams.
I'm gna kick your ass lad.
Laddete, ladonica, laddine, laddigon the list just goes on.
lad by Pirate April 6, 2005

death cab for cutie 

Kickass band (apparent by huge follwig of fans) that plays 'emo.' Whatever that means, im not sure. Emo seems to be a hugely wide classification.

You can judge the lyrics of your own:
"the new year"
...
so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one

i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there'd be no distance that can hold us back.
...

personally, i like nerdy their little intros:
the glove compartment isn't accurately named
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.

cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find yourself a better life.
...
Im tough, i listen to slipknot. DCFC sucks, they are pussies. Since Ben Gibbard has a beautiful... i mean wussy voice, i can kick his ass, so I am cooler.
Im really inscure about my self image, all songs must be about murder.

Actually, im a giant pussy, and i cant listen to "the new year" without crying, so i listen to shallow death metal shit.
death cab for cutie by pirate March 26, 2005

thursday 

a band that's evil plan backfired.

Their goal in calling themselves 'thursday' was to NOT be streotyped.

Poor guys, it ended up associating them with 'saves the day' (non-generic, but ver dis-similar) and 'taking back sunday' (sounds like everyone else, but was slightly better before john nolan left)

In any case, thursday is most definately 'post-hardcore.'

the lyrics are never repetative, like crap ass pop muisic, and rarely deal with the cliche girlfirend story (hence, not emo). But weather they are 'good' falls to opinion (i love 'em)
Guy1 "Thursday rocked live"
Guy2 "Yea, so did coheed and cambria"
Guy1 "No, I really mean it."
Guy2 "Oh... aren't you supposed to say that even if the concert sucks?"
Guy1 "Uh, I don't think so ."
Guy2 "Oh... then coheed and cambria sounded like willain hung from american idol"
thursday by pirate March 26, 2005