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Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
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palin drome

A public figure who is extremely forward and extremely backward at the same time.
Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.

Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
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Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose
Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
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stoopid

Stupid to the extent that you can't even spell the word itself.
That dude is so stoopid that he spells the word "stupid" with two "o"s.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
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Cracker

Someone who has smoked so much crack that they forgot what a black racist sounds like.
To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.

But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.

That's what "racism" means, folks.
by Pipe Downn January 26, 2009
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go fuck yourself

This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate.

In fact, it means exactly what it says:

GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
Whaddya mean what do I mean go fuck yourself?
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You. Wanker.
Simple.
by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009
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douchery

Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
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