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What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013
Get the Mental Masturbationmug. Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.
by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012
Get the dogbogglerymug. A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.
This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.
If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.
This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.
If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.
Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.
(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.
(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)
by Pipe Downn October 22, 2011
Get the mullet overmug. This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate.
In fact, it means exactly what it says:
GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
In fact, it means exactly what it says:
GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009
Get the go fuck yourselfmug. Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
Get the doucherymug. A retard who plays the guitar.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009
Get the Guitardmug. To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.
But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.
That's what "racism" means, folks.
But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.
That's what "racism" means, folks.
by Pipe Downn January 26, 2009
Get the Crackermug.