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You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
 Get the Jack Shitmug.
Get the Jack Shitmug. Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.
Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
 Get the palin dromemug.
Get the palin dromemug. Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
 Get the Tardvarkmug.
Get the Tardvarkmug. by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
 Get the stoopidmug.
Get the stoopidmug. To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.
But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.
That's what "racism" means, folks.
But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.
That's what "racism" means, folks.
by Pipe Downn January 26, 2009
 Get the Crackermug.
Get the Crackermug. This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate.
In fact, it means exactly what it says:
GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
In fact, it means exactly what it says:
GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009
 Get the go fuck yourselfmug.
Get the go fuck yourselfmug. Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
 Get the doucherymug.
Get the doucherymug.