Jog on

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013
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Shithog

Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.

A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.

Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.

Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.

What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 02, 2009
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gay

Adjective used as a general insult.

This should be avoided in polite usage, as it is insulting, implying that the person in question is an homosexual.
Get a grip with your dress sense, you look fucking gay.
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stoopid

Stupid to the extent that you can't even spell the word itself.
That dude is so stoopid that he spells the word "stupid" with two "o"s.
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Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.
What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
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tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.
Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.
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Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
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