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A cooler name for bloatware.
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011
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Get the shampoo mug.Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.
But I am bigger than that.
I will do nothing less than fuck all.
But I am bigger than that.
I will do nothing less than fuck all.
by Pipe Downn March 30, 2009
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Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011
Get the catflap mug.What people say when caught in the act of doing something ludicrously stupid or otherwise wack.
It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.
It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.
Cornell is walking along the street with a set of clunky gold caps on his teeth, rendering himself almost unable to speak.
Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?
Cornell: Haters gonna hate
Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!
Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate
Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?
Cornell: Haters gonna hate
Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!
Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
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A very small penis.
Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
A very small penis.
Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?
A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010
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