Drooly

When someone never learns
When someone never understands
When someone is shifty
When someone is wushu washy
When someone is untrue
When someone is a fuckboy

JD is so damned drooly. Where the ef is Joshy? Oh yeah, the Mexicant ate him after he drooled on her right before they both got deported.

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

Fauxtellegence

The act of thinking one is smart, when they are in reality not very intelligent at all.

Stop having fauxtellegence; pull your head out of your arse.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.

She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.

by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015

regretful

feeling sorry for thing one has thought, said or done

I truly feel regretful for an enormous amount of things I've done and said; but no longer want to feel wronged, especially by people I barely know.

by PineappleJuice March 08, 2015

Ubpoa

Acronym for unknown best plan of action.

I feel as though my privacy is being invaded and at this point Im at a stand still with how to fix the issue.

Ubpoa

by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015

fuckwit

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues

That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.

by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015

dignity

The thing you loose when you get butt raped while in the state penitentiary.

Are you ready to loose your dignity.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015