Pialinist's definitions

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Benny

A black Labrador Retriever. The sweetest doggo in the whole entire world. Gives all the slobbery kisses and wags his tail like nobody's business.

Benny is a goob boi smol bean doggo!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

Bored

What we all are 24/7/366 because of freaking quarantine.

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Maskhole

A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.

It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Flying Fadoodle

Something you don't give.

I don't give a flying fadoodle.

by Pialinist December 29, 2023

Karen

Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.

Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????

by Pialinist July 10, 2020

Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.

Fox News is fake news.

by Pialinist March 27, 2025