Pialinist's definitions
A pea-brain who thinks that wearing a mask in a store for 15 minutes is such a big inconvenience that they refuse to do it in order to save lives. Usually will make a scene in a store when an employee politely asks them to put a mask on.
Look at that maskhole named Karen!!!!! She's throwing a tantrum in a store because an employee is gently reminding her to put a mask on!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist March 17, 2021
Get the Maskholemug. What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
Get the Big Madmug. A job that makes you tired 24/7/365 (366 this year) because you have to put on exaggerated smiles all day and be nice to people who aren't very nice to you. You're also on your feet all day. And you don't get paid enough to deal with everything retail throws at you.
Man, working in retail has me tired 24/7/366. Karens have been bugging me all day long. I need a vacation.
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
Get the Retailmug. by Pialinist October 10, 2020
Get the Foodmug. The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.
That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.
by Pialinist February 9, 2022
Get the Doordashmug. by Pialinist December 22, 2021
Get the Last Two Brain Cellsmug. Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
by Pialinist April 22, 2023
Get the Whatever Blanks Your Blankmug.