Definitions by Pialinist

Maskhole 

A pea-brain who thinks that wearing a mask in a store for 15 minutes is such a big inconvenience that they refuse to do it in order to save lives. Usually will make a scene in a store when an employee politely asks them to put a mask on.

Look at that maskhole named Karen!!!!! She's throwing a tantrum in a store because an employee is gently reminding her to put a mask on!!!!!!!!

Maskhole by Pialinist March 17, 2021

Vaxhole 

An imbecile who refuses to get vaccinated for The Rona because they think tHeY’rE bEiNg InJeCtEd WiTh ChIpS, or some idiotic bullcrap along those lines.

An imbecile: I refuse to get the vaccine!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!! Why would I want to get chips injected in me?????1?1?1??1?1?1??? Also I refuse to wear a mask in a store!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!! I heard that masks are just chips in disguise!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!1!1!!! I also heard that when you practice social distancing, there is secretly an invisible chip placed in the 6 feet in between you and the other person!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!! I REFUSE to follow any of these nonsense rules!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1111

A genius: Vaxhole, maskhole, socialdistancehole.

Vaxhole by Pialinist March 17, 2021

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

Shoeist by Pialinist March 16, 2021

Quarantine

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

Quarantine by Pialinist January 16, 2021

Error 404 

Error 404: Definition not found. Please try: getting off Urban Dictionary and doing something productive with your life and try again later.

*When it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep:* Error 404: Sleep not found. Please try: finding a cure for insomnia and try again later.

Error 404 by Pialinist January 16, 2021

11,780 

Error 404: Votes Not Found

I need to find 11,780 votes.

11,780 by Pialinist January 6, 2021

11,780 

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

11,780 by Pialinist January 6, 2021