Pialinist's definitions

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

2020

366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.

2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!

by Pialinist June 22, 2020

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.

Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Blah Blah Blah

What you hear when you're in physics class on Zoom but instead of paying attention to said physics class, you're on your phone, since it's really easy to discreetly go on your phone during a Zoom call by hiding said phone out of your webcam view.

Me: *on my phone during class*
My teacher: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Karen

Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.

Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????

by Pialinist July 10, 2020