Definitions by Pialinist
Kahoot
Were you TOOOOOOOOOO fast?
Labrador Retriever
The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!
Labrador Retriever by Pialinist February 16, 2023
Benny
A black Labrador Retriever. The sweetest doggo in the whole entire world. Gives all the slobbery kisses and wags his tail like nobody's business.
What do you want, a cookie?
A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
What do you want, a cookie? by Pialinist January 8, 2023
Doordash
The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.
That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.
Naughty Free Pass
The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
Naughty Free Pass by Pialinist December 26, 2021
Last Two Brain Cells
Last Two Brain Cells by Pialinist December 22, 2021