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gobbledygook 

Karen: I refuse to wear a face diaper!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: No one asked for your gobbledygook, KAREN 🙃
gobbledygook by Pialinist May 20, 2021

Who do you think you are, the CDC? 

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

Reading Day 

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!
I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!
Reading Day by Pialinist May 3, 2021

Air Karen 

A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.
Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Air Karen by Pialinist May 1, 2021

Parallel Fifths 

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parallel Fifths by Pialinist April 29, 2021

Music Theory 

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.
Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...
Music Theory by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.
Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"
Stupid People by Pialinist April 28, 2021