Pialinist's definitions

Error 404

Error 404: Definition not found. Please try: getting off Urban Dictionary and doing something productive with your life and try again later.

*When it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep:* Error 404: Sleep not found. Please try: finding a cure for insomnia and try again later.

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

The Best Thing Ever

Food

Food is the best thing ever.

by Pialinist November 14, 2020

cuteness overload

When your hamster decides to climb the bars of his cage to get on his wheel

Look at Snigglepop go - cuteness overload!!!!

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Procrastination

I'll type a definition here tomorrow.

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

It’s Been 84 Years

When this freaking pandemic is finally over.

*When we’re allowed to go out again* It’s been 84 years...

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Tchaik

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

by Pialinist October 8, 2023

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021