Pialinist's definitions

Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.

Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 26, 2021

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

Sneauxfleayke

To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk.
Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."

Examples of sneauxfleayke names: Qur'stylle (Crystal), Vykktoreeah (Victoria), Khrystynah (Christina), Maddeyeszohnn (Madison), Aashleigh (Ashley).

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Influencer

A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.

Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*

by Pialinist October 25, 2020

COPPA

A piece of CRAPPA.

COPPA ruined my YouTube video, now I won’t get comments.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Stay Home Save Lives

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.

Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020