Pialinist's definitions

Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that never accepts any of the definitions I try to contribute to it.

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by Pialinist June 12, 2020

24/7/365

If you use this term this year, you’re dead wrong.

Friend: I can’t wait until we don’t have to be stuck in quarantine 24/7/365. I’m literally SO over this.

Me: Did you mean: 24/7/366

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Quarantine

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

It's Not Rocket Science

What we should tell people who refuse to wear a DARN mask.

Hey, everybody, got a favor to ask!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020