Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.
by Pialinist January 25, 2024
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Totally Tubular

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.
by Pialinist October 17, 2020
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Trainwreck

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.
This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.
by Pialinist July 06, 2020
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Subscribe

When you hit that little red button under a YouTube video that says “Subscribe.” Oh and, please don’t forget to hit that notification bell while you’re at it.
Make sure to subscribe and SMASH that notification bell with your FIST!!!!! And stay tuned to the end of this video for yet another MacBook giveaway. Oh, and this video is sponsored by Squarespace (insert shameless plug about Squarespace here).
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
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Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.
It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
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Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
by Pialinist January 01, 2024
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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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