87 definitions by Pialinist

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 17, 2020

Subscribe

When you hit that little red button under a YouTube video that says “Subscribe.” Oh and, please don’t forget to hit that notification bell while you’re at it.

Make sure to subscribe and SMASH that notification bell with your FIST!!!!! And stay tuned to the end of this video for yet another MacBook giveaway. Oh, and this video is sponsored by Squarespace (insert shameless plug about Squarespace here).

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Devious Lick

An idiotic TikTok trend from 2 years ago.

Idiot: Look at this absolutely devious lick I just scored!!!!!!!!
Genius: Shut up.

by Pialinist September 2, 2023

11,780

Error 404: Votes Not Found

I need to find 11,780 votes.

by Pialinist January 6, 2021

11,780

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist January 6, 2021

Blockhead

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.

Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.

by Pialinist October 15, 2020