Quarantine

What you thought you had to do for only 2 weeks but actually at this point it's more like 24/7/366.

Yay!!!! I love being quarantined and stuck at home!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!!! :D

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Uninvited

Miss Rona.

I’m so over quarantine, Rona needs to be uninvited from this world.

by Pialinist July 27, 2020

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 22, 2023

gobbledygook

Absolute nonsense

Karen: I refuse to wear a face diaper!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: No one asked for your gobbledygook, KAREN 🙃

by Pialinist May 20, 2021

Pialinist

A person who plays piano and violin. "Pialinist" is more practical to say than "pianist and violinist" cause it's less words. Plus it's more fun to say anyway.

I am a pialinist. I should be practicing 40 hours a day just like Ling Ling.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 01, 2024