Definitions by Pialinist
Influencer
A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.
Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*
Influencer by Pialinist October 25, 2020
Totally Tubular
Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!
Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!
Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.
Totally Tubular by Pialinist October 16, 2020
Blockhead
Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.
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social diestancing
A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
social diestancing by Pialinist September 8, 2020
Mask It or Casket
Mask It or Casket by Pialinist September 3, 2020