Pialinist's definitions

pupdate

An update on a puppy. Pretty self explanatory.

So what's the pupdate on Benny the Labrador?

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

by Pialinist April 4, 2023

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

Uninvited

Miss Rona.

I’m so over quarantine, Rona needs to be uninvited from this world.

by Pialinist July 27, 2020

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 12, 2020