Pialinist's definitions

Maskhole

A pea-brain who thinks that wearing a mask in a store for 15 minutes is such a big inconvenience that they refuse to do it in order to save lives. Usually will make a scene in a store when an employee politely asks them to put a mask on.

Look at that maskhole named Karen!!!!! She's throwing a tantrum in a store because an employee is gently reminding her to put a mask on!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist March 17, 2021

Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 22, 2021

Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.

That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.

by Pialinist February 9, 2022

Food

The cure for everything in life.

Bored in quarantine? Eat food.
Got a problem in life? Eat food.

by Pialinist October 10, 2020

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Utub

YouTube for lazy people.

I needed something to cure my bored-in-the-house-and-i'm-in-the-house-bored-om during quarantine, so I searched "utub" because I'm way too lazy to type out "YouTube."

by Pialinist July 27, 2020

Uncultured Swine

Someone who thinks this year has 365 days instead of 366.

Person A: *posts some crap about their 365 day challenge or whatever*
Person B: "It's 366, you uncultured swine!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2024