Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pialinist

Quarantine

What you thought you had to do for only 2 weeks but actually at this point it's more like 24/7/366.

Yay!!!! I love being quarantined and stuck at home!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!!! :D

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

A dude, probably named something like Bryan or Chad, who drinks beer and talks about getting "chicks" 24/7/365 (366 this year). Wears nothing but Patagonia and the only words in his vocabulary are "bro" and "let's go." Lives in a house that is always a total sausage fest, except during frat parties where the aforementioned "chicks" they are constantly yapping about come to the house to get drugged by the Frat Dudes so the Frat Dudes can have their way with them.

Chad is a total Frat Dude.

by Pialinist July 16, 2024

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Homework

Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Sorry, I can't hang out today, I got mountains of homework to do.

by Pialinist July 23, 2024

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Grinch

I wouldn't touch him with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

by Pialinist December 18, 2020

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A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

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