Pialinist's definitions

Airplane

Something that I couldn’t go on 4 years ago cuz Miss Rona was prevalent back then, but now that life has returned back to somewhat of a normalcy (it was about time that happened), I am going to be on one in less than 48 hours going on vacation and I am so. freaking. excited!!!!!!!!

Me 4 years ago: Oh I wish I could be on vacation!!!!!! I wish I could be on an airplane on the way to paradise instead of paradising in my bedroom.

Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

24/7/366

All the dang time. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 366 days a year. Same concept as 24/7/365, but is valid every 4 years. This year you can use this term to call people out for saying 24/7/365, cause thats technically wrong :)

YAY!!!! I love being in quarantine 24/7/366!!!! It's really the best thing ever in the history of all things :) And by the way, to all the people who are saying 24/7/365, you're wrong :)

by Pialinist May 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Something that disappears for 8 months then comes back again randomly with no explanation.

Yay!!!! Urban Dictionary is back up and running after 8 months!!!!!

This person just upped and left without any explanation. I think that makes them an Urban Dictionary.

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 3, 2020

2020

366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.

2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!

by Pialinist June 22, 2020

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020