Pialinist's definitions

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

by Pialinist March 16, 2021

Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.

Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

math ‘n’ prac

When quarantine has you practicing your musical instrument as soon as you finish your math homework.

I did a math ‘n’ prac, because quarantine made me do it.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

No ♥️

What you should say in response to a Karen saying anything.

Karen: i WiLl NoT wEaR a MaSk bEcAuSe i HaVe To PrOtEcT mY fReEdOm
Sane person: No ♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

11,780

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist January 6, 2021