Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Devious Lick

An idiotic TikTok trend from 2 years ago.

Idiot: Look at this absolutely devious lick I just scored!!!!!!!!
Genius: Shut up.

by Pialinist September 02, 2023

Dhar Mann

So you see, someone does something and then they live to regret it. Oh, and he's not just telling stories, he's changing lives.

Dhar Mann: We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives.

by Pialinist January 01, 2024

Flying Fadoodle

Something you don't give.

I don't give a flying fadoodle.

by Pialinist December 30, 2023

11,780

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I need to find 11,780 votes.

by Pialinist January 06, 2021

11,780

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist January 06, 2021

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 29, 2021