Homework

Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Sorry, I can't hang out today, I got mountains of homework to do.

by Pialinist July 23, 2024

Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.

Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.

by Pialinist July 06, 2020

Karen

Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.

Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.

That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.

by Pialinist February 10, 2022

Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.

Fox News is fake news.

by Pialinist March 28, 2025

Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 27, 2021