Pialinist's definitions

Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.

That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.

by Pialinist February 9, 2022

Food

The cure for everything in life.

Bored in quarantine? Eat food.
Got a problem in life? Eat food.

by Pialinist October 10, 2020

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

Lamb Sauce

Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found

Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 27, 2020

The Best Thing Ever

Food

Food is the best thing ever.

by Pialinist November 14, 2020

Labrador Retriever

The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!

My dog Benny is a Labrador Retriever.

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

cuteness overload

When your hamster decides to climb the bars of his cage to get on his wheel

Look at Snigglepop go - cuteness overload!!!!

by Pialinist June 10, 2020