Definitions by Pialinist

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now." 

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now." by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Flying Fadoodle 

Something you don't give.

I don't give a flying fadoodle.

Flying Fadoodle by Pialinist December 29, 2023

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo 

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo by Pialinist November 22, 2023

Shosty 

A true classical musician's shorthand for Shostakovich. See also: Tchaik

Musician: Hey friend, are you coming to my string quartet concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!

Shosty by Pialinist October 8, 2023

Tchaik 

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

Tchaik by Pialinist October 8, 2023

Flipping Burgers 

What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.

Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...

Flipping Burgers by Pialinist September 4, 2023

Devious Lick 

An idiotic TikTok trend from 2 years ago.

Idiot: Look at this absolutely devious lick I just scored!!!!!!!!
Genius: Shut up.

Devious Lick by Pialinist September 1, 2023