Pialinist's definitions

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 3, 2020

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Labrador Retriever

The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!

My dog Benny is a Labrador Retriever.

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

The Best Thing Ever

Food

Food is the best thing ever.

by Pialinist November 14, 2020

cuteness overload

When your hamster decides to climb the bars of his cage to get on his wheel

Look at Snigglepop go - cuteness overload!!!!

by Pialinist June 10, 2020