Pialinist's definitions

Dhar Mann

So you see, someone does something and then they live to regret it. Oh, and he's not just telling stories, he's changing lives.

Dhar Mann: We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 29, 2021

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Utub

YouTube for lazy people.

I needed something to cure my bored-in-the-house-and-i'm-in-the-house-bored-om during quarantine, so I searched "utub" because I'm way too lazy to type out "YouTube."

by Pialinist July 27, 2020

Uncultured Swine

Someone who thinks this year has 365 days instead of 366.

Person A: *posts some crap about their 365 day challenge or whatever*
Person B: "It's 366, you uncultured swine!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023