Pialinist's definitions

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

A Thing of the Past

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.

Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that never accepts any of the definitions I try to contribute to it.

Urban Dictionary: (insert word here) was not published

Thanks for your definition of (insert word here)!
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this blog post:
(insert link here)

Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.

Thanks,

Urban Dictionary

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Mask

Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.

Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Blah Blah Blah

What you hear when you're in physics class on Zoom but instead of paying attention to said physics class, you're on your phone, since it's really easy to discreetly go on your phone during a Zoom call by hiding said phone out of your webcam view.

Me: *on my phone during class*
My teacher: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020