87 definitions by Pialinist

Flipping Burgers

What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.

Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...

by Pialinist September 4, 2023

Vaxhole

An imbecile who refuses to get vaccinated for The Rona because they think tHeY’rE bEiNg InJeCtEd WiTh ChIpS, or some idiotic bullcrap along those lines.

An imbecile: I refuse to get the vaccine!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!! Why would I want to get chips injected in me?????1?1?1??1?1?1??? Also I refuse to wear a mask in a store!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!! I heard that masks are just chips in disguise!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!1!1!!! I also heard that when you practice social distancing, there is secretly an invisible chip placed in the 6 feet in between you and the other person!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!! I REFUSE to follow any of these nonsense rules!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1111

A genius: Vaxhole, maskhole, socialdistancehole.

by Pialinist March 17, 2021

No ♥️

What you should say in response to a Karen saying anything.

Karen: i WiLl NoT wEaR a MaSk bEcAuSe i HaVe To PrOtEcT mY fReEdOm
Sane person: No ♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Lamb Sauce

Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found

Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that never accepts any of the definitions I try to contribute to it.

Urban Dictionary: (insert word here) was not published

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Urban Dictionary

by Pialinist June 13, 2020

Kahoot

Were you TOOOOOOOOOO fast?

Kahoot: Secret classroom superpowers?

by Pialinist March 19, 2023

The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 13, 2020