Food

The cure for everything in life.

Bored in quarantine? Eat food.
Got a problem in life? Eat food.

by Pialinist October 10, 2020

Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 22, 2021

Tchaik

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

by Pialinist October 08, 2023

Blockhead

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.

Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.

by Pialinist October 14, 2020

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Karen

Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.

Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????

by Pialinist July 10, 2020

Blah Blah Blah

What you hear when you're in physics class on Zoom but instead of paying attention to said physics class, you're on your phone, since it's really easy to discreetly go on your phone during a Zoom call by hiding said phone out of your webcam view.

Me: *on my phone during class*
My teacher: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

by Pialinist June 12, 2020