Pialinist's definitions

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 29, 2021

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Pialinist

A person who plays piano and violin. "Pialinist" is more practical to say than "pianist and violinist" cause it's less words. Plus it's more fun to say anyway.

I am a pialinist. I should be practicing 40 hours a day just like Ling Ling.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Influencer

A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.

Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*

by Pialinist October 25, 2020

Sneauxfleayke

To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk.
Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."

Examples of sneauxfleayke names: Qur'stylle (Crystal), Vykktoreeah (Victoria), Khrystynah (Christina), Maddeyeszohnn (Madison), Aashleigh (Ashley).

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024