Definitions by Pialinist
Big Mad
What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
Airplane
Something that I couldn’t go on 4 years ago cuz Miss Rona was prevalent back then, but now that life has returned back to somewhat of a normalcy (it was about time that happened), I am going to be on one in less than 48 hours going on vacation and I am so. freaking. excited!!!!!!!!
Me 4 years ago: Oh I wish I could be on vacation!!!!!! I wish I could be on an airplane on the way to paradise instead of paradising in my bedroom.
Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!
Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!
Retail
A job that makes you tired 24/7/365 (366 this year) because you have to put on exaggerated smiles all day and be nice to people who aren't very nice to you. You're also on your feet all day. And you don't get paid enough to deal with everything retail throws at you.
Man, working in retail has me tired 24/7/366. Karens have been bugging me all day long. I need a vacation.
Vacation Shift
When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.
I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!
Vacation Shift by Pialinist July 10, 2024
Urban Dictionary
Yay!!!! Urban Dictionary is back up and running after 8 months!!!!!
This person just upped and left without any explanation. I think that makes them an Urban Dictionary.
This person just upped and left without any explanation. I think that makes them an Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary by Pialinist July 10, 2024
Stanley Cup
A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
Stanley Cup by Pialinist January 25, 2024
Sneauxfleayke
To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk.
Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."
Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."
Examples of sneauxfleayke names: Qur'stylle (Crystal), Vykktoreeah (Victoria), Khrystynah (Christina), Maddeyeszohnn (Madison), Aashleigh (Ashley).
Sneauxfleayke by Pialinist January 2, 2024