Pialinist's definitions

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Influencer

A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.

Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*

by Pialinist October 25, 2020

COPPA

A piece of CRAPPA.

COPPA ruined my YouTube video, now I won’t get comments.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Stay Home Save Lives

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.

Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 26, 2021

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 3, 2020

2020

366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.

2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!

by Pialinist June 22, 2020