Mask

Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.

Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Code James

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

Sneauxfleayke

To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk.
Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."

Examples of sneauxfleayke names: Qur'stylle (Crystal), Vykktoreeah (Victoria), Khrystynah (Christina), Maddeyeszohnn (Madison), Aashleigh (Ashley).

by Pialinist January 02, 2024

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

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by Pialinist January 06, 2021

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Maskhole

A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.

It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020