Pialinist's definitions

Benny

A black Labrador Retriever. The sweetest doggo in the whole entire world. Gives all the slobbery kisses and wags his tail like nobody's business.

Benny is a goob boi smol bean doggo!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

Maskhole

A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.

It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

by Pialinist March 16, 2021

Internet Friend

A friend who some adults don't approve of just because you happened to meet them online. But the adults who don't approve of internet friends don't know that these friends can change your life for the better. If you're lucky, you might get the opportunity to meet your internet friend in person, which is the best feeling ever.

The day my internet friend and I met for the first time was one of the best days of my life.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Mask

Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.

Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Code James

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.

*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.

by Pialinist September 8, 2020