Error 404

Error 404: Definition not found. Please try: getting off Urban Dictionary and doing something productive with your life and try again later.

*When it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep:* Error 404: Sleep not found. Please try: finding a cure for insomnia and try again later.

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

A bullcrap message that Urban Dictionary decides to pull when all you wanna do is look up frickin definitions cause you're bored at 2am.

Me: *goes on Urban Dictionary*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now.
Me: Go step on a Lego :)♥️♥️

by Pialinist January 01, 2021

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

Practice

What you should be doing 24/7/366 if you are a musician. So what are you doing looking up “practice” on Urban Dictionary??? Go practice!!!!

wHy yoU nO pRACtiCe, hUh?????? LinG LiNg pRacTIceS 40 hOuRs a DaY!!!!!

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Reading Day

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!

I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!

by Pialinist May 04, 2021

Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

by Pialinist May 19, 2021

Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 23, 2021