Pialinist's definitions

Influencer

A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.

Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*

by Pialinist October 25, 2020

Airplane

Something that I couldn’t go on 4 years ago cuz Miss Rona was prevalent back then, but now that life has returned back to somewhat of a normalcy (it was about time that happened), I am going to be on one in less than 48 hours going on vacation and I am so. freaking. excited!!!!!!!!

Me 4 years ago: Oh I wish I could be on vacation!!!!!! I wish I could be on an airplane on the way to paradise instead of paradising in my bedroom.

Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Miss Rona

The thing that needs to up and leave this month. In fact, it should have upped and left a long time ago. It was never invited in the first place.

Peace out, Miss Rona!!!! I hope!!!!!

by Pialinist June 1, 2020

Shosty

A true classical musician's shorthand for Shostakovich. See also: Tchaik

Musician: Hey friend, are you coming to my string quartet concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!

by Pialinist October 8, 2023

24/7/366

All the dang time. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 366 days a year. Same concept as 24/7/365, but is valid every 4 years. This year you can use this term to call people out for saying 24/7/365, cause thats technically wrong :)

YAY!!!! I love being in quarantine 24/7/366!!!! It's really the best thing ever in the history of all things :) And by the way, to all the people who are saying 24/7/365, you're wrong :)

by Pialinist May 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Something that disappears for 8 months then comes back again randomly with no explanation.

Yay!!!! Urban Dictionary is back up and running after 8 months!!!!!

This person just upped and left without any explanation. I think that makes them an Urban Dictionary.

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024