87 definitions by Pialinist

Mask

Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.

Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!

by Pialinist June 13, 2020

Trainwreck

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.

This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.

by Pialinist July 6, 2020

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Procrastination

I'll type a definition here tomorrow.

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 27, 2022

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 23, 2023

Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

by Pialinist June 10, 2020