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I needed something to cure my bored-in-the-house-and-i'm-in-the-house-bored-om during quarantine, so I searched "utub" because I'm way too lazy to type out "YouTube."
by Pialinist July 27, 2020

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!
Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!
Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.
by Pialinist October 16, 2020

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

When you hit that little red button under a YouTube video that says “Subscribe.” Oh and, please don’t forget to hit that notification bell while you’re at it.
Make sure to subscribe and SMASH that notification bell with your FIST!!!!! And stay tuned to the end of this video for yet another MacBook giveaway. Oh, and this video is sponsored by Squarespace (insert shameless plug about Squarespace here).
by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.
Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.
by Pialinist October 14, 2020

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist April 29, 2021

So you see, someone does something and then they live to regret it. Oh, and he's not just telling stories, he's changing lives.
by Pialinist January 1, 2024
