Definitions by Pialinist

Flat Earther 

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

Flat Earther by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Grade Grubbing 

The action of begging your professor to round your grade up, usually done during final exam season. Usually done by people who don't actually deserve it.

Becky: Professor, can you round my 54 to a 90?
Professor: I do not round grades up. How about studying instead of grade grubbing?

Grade Grubbing by Pialinist May 1, 2023

Whatever Blanks Your Blank 

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

Whatever Blanks Your Blank by Pialinist April 22, 2023

Code James 

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

Code James by Pialinist April 22, 2023

pop a benny 

To take a Benadryl.

I have allergies so I'm going to pop a benny.

pop a benny by Pialinist April 19, 2023

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

Touch Grass by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

Cocomelon by Pialinist April 4, 2023