Pialinist's definitions

Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

by Pialinist April 4, 2023

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Anti Masker

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”

Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

by Pialinist September 1, 2020

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

Lamb Sauce

Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found

Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 27, 2020

Benny

A black Labrador Retriever. The sweetest doggo in the whole entire world. Gives all the slobbery kisses and wags his tail like nobody's business.

Benny is a goob boi smol bean doggo!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist February 16, 2023

Rona

The thing that, after it ruined our lives for the past 5 months, I can now confidently say has got to go.

I don't know about you, but I sure think Rona has got to go within the next few months. And normal life has got to come back.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020