366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.
by Pialinist June 22, 2020
A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
by Pialinist September 08, 2020
Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
by Pialinist July 23, 2024
The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!
by Pialinist May 04, 2021
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
by Pialinist May 19, 2021
by Pialinist December 23, 2021
The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.
That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.
by Pialinist February 10, 2022