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2020

366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.
2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!
by Pialinist June 22, 2020
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Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
by Pialinist January 1, 2024
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Uncultured Swine

Someone who thinks this year has 365 days instead of 366.
Person A: *posts some crap about their 365 day challenge or whatever*
Person B: "It's 366, you uncultured swine!"
by Pialinist January 1, 2024
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Blockhead

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.
Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.
by Pialinist October 14, 2020
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Utub

I needed something to cure my bored-in-the-house-and-i'm-in-the-house-bored-om during quarantine, so I searched "utub" because I'm way too lazy to type out "YouTube."
by Pialinist July 27, 2020
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Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.
by Pialinist May 2, 2023
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Flipping Burgers

What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.
Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...
by Pialinist September 4, 2023
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