Pialinist's definitions

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 26, 2021

Influencer

A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.

Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*

by Pialinist October 25, 2020

Blockhead

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.

Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.

by Pialinist October 14, 2020

Utub

YouTube for lazy people.

I needed something to cure my bored-in-the-house-and-i'm-in-the-house-bored-om during quarantine, so I searched "utub" because I'm way too lazy to type out "YouTube."

by Pialinist July 27, 2020

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Uncultured Swine

Someone who thinks this year has 365 days instead of 366.

Person A: *posts some crap about their 365 day challenge or whatever*
Person B: "It's 366, you uncultured swine!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Subscribe

When you hit that little red button under a YouTube video that says “Subscribe.” Oh and, please don’t forget to hit that notification bell while you’re at it.

Make sure to subscribe and SMASH that notification bell with your FIST!!!!! And stay tuned to the end of this video for yet another MacBook giveaway. Oh, and this video is sponsored by Squarespace (insert shameless plug about Squarespace here).

by Pialinist June 11, 2020