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Joe Biden, the illegitimate “president” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023
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It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
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by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
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It would certainly be great if it was still fine to have a different opinion, we truly live in a sick world full of sick people.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 1, 2023
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by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023
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by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023
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