PhoenixGamer34's definitions
Complete garbage that claims to be a sports channel, but with how they act, they are more like a mainstream news channel.
Raymond: What are your thoughts about ESPN?
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 15, 2021
Get the ESPNmug. by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
Get the Statistically 9 out of 10 peoplemug. Fuck 2020, it can go eat a dick!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 31, 2021
Get the 2020mug. Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022
Get the I fucked your Wife last nightmug. Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022
Get the Me, Myself and Imug. An energy drink that, despite the bullshit slogan, does not give you wings, nor does it, despite what some people claim, does not contain bull urine or bull semen in it.
Fucking moron: I decided to mix my Coffee with Red Bull to switch it up.
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2021
Get the Red Bullmug. by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022
Get the Memug.