158 definitions by PhoenixGamer34

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 14, 2021

Biggest Coward Ever

The loser who came up with these so-called "Mandatory Mask Rules", aka the lamest rule ever.

See that guy over there? He was recently asked to do something that had no chance of being fatal, but he chickened out, he must be the biggest coward ever!

by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2021

December 32, 2020

A meme that people were doing on New Year's Eve 2020 instead of making it January 1, 2021.

Of course 2021 was still a very bad year, despite the fact that some said that it was gonna be a good year, just because of how terrible 2020 was. However, it would not be good if December 32, 2020 was a thing, because literally no one needed another day of 2020, or at least no one in their right mind, anyway.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2023

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2021

Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 2, 2022

Big Chungus

A dead meme that was never funny in the first place.

Person 1: What do you think about Big Chungus?
Person 2: It's a stupid fucking dead meme that was never funny in the first place, bite me.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Rape Pregnancy

What you will get if you don't get off scot-free or murdered after you get raped.

Miles: Did you about Emily?
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021