OnlyFans

A website for stupid, talentless lowlifes that were more likely than not, High School dropouts that want to make money but don't want to have to go to work every single fucking day.
Carson: Apparently Jenny has managed to make money everyday despite the fact that she was a High School dropout, which caused her to lose all respect that she had and doesn't have a real job.
Melba: How is she making money despite that?
Carson: She sells nudes on OnlyFans everyday.
Melba: That's absolutely disgusting and completely unacceptable.
Carson: Yeah, I've always seen her as her as a shady bitch, as have you and several other students, along with the teachers and staff members in School.
Melba: She will never learn, no matter how many times she will be advised to not do it and get a real job.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021
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Twitter

Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 09, 2021
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CDC

Corrupt, worthless, organization that claims to be helpful when it comes to health and safety and other crap like that, but in reality they just fuck over everyone they can when they can.
The CDC is fucking garbage and should not be taken serious.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 27, 2021
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E

The fifth letter of the English Alphabet, but also a dead meme that was never funny in the first place and will never be funny.
There are many notable things in life that begin with the letter E, such as Elephants, Eggs, Ethanol, Electricity, Eagles, Expiration dates, Elections, Exercise, among many other things.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 16, 2021
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MILF

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022
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iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.
Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.
by PhoenixGamer34 February 18, 2021
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