Definitions by PhoenixGamer34

iPhone 666 

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

iPhone 666 by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021

They won because of the Refs 

What butt hurt NFL fans say when either their team loses or Tom Brady wins.

Man, that guy is such a sore loser and he claimed that they won because of the Refs. I mean, losing sucks, but come on man, get a grip already!

They won because of the Refs by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2021

False Narratives 

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

False Narratives by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021

2020 Part 2 

What 2021 really is, because as bad as 2020 was, there's actually a very real possibility that 2021 could be worse.

This really sucks, this is 2020 Part 2.

2020 Part 2 by PhoenixGamer34 January 17, 2021

Drop the Soap 

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

Drop the Soap by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021

World War 666 

A Global Conflict that happened because Satan decided to rise from Hell and humanity went so completely out of mind that a World War was forced.

It literally looks like Hell out there, World War 666 must be going on.

World War 666 by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure 

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020