PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022

Lana

Anal backwards

Lana isn't a bad name, but be prepared to be made fun of by some mean people if it is your name.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 5, 2021

Stankees

What immature Yankee haters that act far below their actual age call the New York Yankees, mostly used by fans of the Boston Red Sox and the New York Mets.

Immature Yankee haters: Stankees suck
Me: What are you, 5, 8, maybe 10?
Those same losers: Fuck you asshole
Me: Go home to mommy and cry over her shoulder.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 24, 2024

The Belt

What you need when you have a bunch of children that are whiny spoiled brats that will throw a temper tantrum when they don't get what they want.

Oh for gods sake, little Jimmy is throwing a hissy fit because we won't let him have candy, get the belt!

by PhoenixGamer34 April 10, 2021

Video games

Something that does NOT cause kids to be violent, despite what stupid Karens, stupid Boomers and the stupid lying Media claim.

I love to play video games and is my favorite thing to do.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 2, 2022

Antonio Brown

A fucking moron that was once considered to be the best wide receiver in the NFL and is proof that black people can be racist, despite what some ignorant, stupid lying low IQ individuals say and will continue to say.

Luke had a bright future as he was very successful previously, but then he made some ridiculously stupid decisions, including some very inappropriate stuff, some of which are racist that made many people, if not everyone that were fans of him hate him, he's such an Antonio Brown!

by PhoenixGamer34 December 14, 2023

Don't be a pussy

Because pussies get fucked - Satan @S8nStan

Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 14, 2023