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Yet another dead meme that was never funny in the first place.
Idiot: What do you think about Monke?
Smart guy: It's dead and so fucking stupid .
Monke by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021

Go fuck yourself 

What I like to post on YouTube when I see those dumbass comments from those ungrateful moronic bots that post “I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......
Karen: You're fucking disgraceful and the world and everything centers around me and no one but me!
Me: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.
Failure by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Call out sick 

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.
Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

Insufferable 

Something that many people are, including the ungrateful idiots that will treat you like garbage and other stuff like that if you don't have the same opinions and beliefs as they do, usually political, but not always.
Brooks: Ugh, Allen and Madison are so Insufferable.
Pamela: Yes, they really are, pretty much no one, if anyone at school likes them, yet it will not stop them from pulling off the BS that they do as they don't care what the other students as well as the teachers and other staff members think about them.
The opposite of yes and something some people will never accept as an answer, but they need to because no one will ever always get what they want as life was never meant to be fair and will never be fair, something that many people will never understand.
Idiot: Would you like to buy some crack?
Smart guy: No, I have no desire to get high.
Idiot: Why not?
Smart guy: Because I'm not stupid enough to do that and other stupid garbage like that. On the other hand, many people, such as yourself are.
Idiot: You hurt my feelings!
Smart guy: Deal with it, loser, your feelings mean nothing.
Idiot: Screw you!
Smart guy: Whatever
No by PhoenixGamer34 June 5, 2021