I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Hillary Clinton

A stupid old hag that needs to shut the fuck up.

Hillary Clinton is a fucking moron, would've been an awful president and someone that should be in prison, but she is not because like the other Democrats, she controls the media.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 27, 2024

Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 01, 2022

Wokeism

A terminal illness

Liberalism is a mental disorder, but Wokeism a terminal illness.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 08, 2023

School

Prison, but it doesn't require a crime for mandatory attendance.

There are not too many differences between School and Prison and they are both trash as well as a waste of time and life.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 30, 2022

Rape Pregnancy

What you will get if you don't get off scot-free or murdered after you get raped.

Miles: Did you about Emily?
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.

I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022