PhoenixGamer34's definitions

I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Butthurt

When someone gets offended and or upset over something.

Karen got butthurt when someone told her to go fuck herself.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2022

Joe Biden

Worst, dumbest and weakest president ever.

Joe Biden is a moron

by PhoenixGamer34 September 13, 2022

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023

Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 8, 2022

TSA

Gang of lying sexual predators around the world that claim to make your flight safer but in reality will fuck you over for their own pleasure so the Government can give them more money than they would normally get.

They made their flight, but it was more difficult than it should've been because a bunch of mindless zombie TSA shitheads decided to fuck them over for no good reason.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 11, 2021