Philologue's definitions

cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 14, 2011

sparm

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

by philologue August 25, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

clitophor

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

by philologue August 25, 2011

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011

vulvophobe

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance

I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.

by philologue October 5, 2011