Philologue's definitions

cabhaggler

One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.

That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!

by philologue August 22, 2011

metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman

By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.

by philologue August 22, 2011

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!

by philologue August 22, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

windmilf

Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits

I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog

by philologue August 15, 2011