Philip, Duke of Parma's definitions

Woman

1. An overplayed song by Doja Cat

2. Adult Human Female

3. A Misogynistic Misspelling of Wombyn

1)

Did you hear that song "Woman"?

Yeah, it's all over the radio
2)
I was in the women's bathroom.
3)
I am not a woman, I am a W-O-M-B-Y-N and I'm proud!

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Poppy

Former Popstar And Blonde Wig Enthusiast, Now makes Metal Music

2015: I'm Poppy, I'm Poppy, I am Poppy
2017: P-O-P-P-Y I'm Poppy!
2019: I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin'
2021: My Brain Is Poisonous, My Body is A Mess, My Heart is Hazardous (Screamo Noises)

by Philip, Duke of Parma December 31, 2022

Ohio

The most Goofy Ahh place in the Universe. Often used in various memes, including with a certain Piano riff, or with the song "Swag Like Ohio" by Lil B, referencing how Goofy it is.

The Most Normal in Ohio
insert weird image/video here

by Philip, Duke of Parma December 26, 2022

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Leah Kate

Tiktok musician who makes nursery rhymes into uncreative "rock" music about her ex(s), and then goes around to call Melanie Martinez "a flop"

Did you hear what Leah Kate said on her live the other day?

Yeah, "Melanie Floptinez" LMAO

by Philip, Duke of Parma April 2, 2023

Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023