A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 06, 2022
The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023
The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023
A, B, C
by Philip, Duke of Parma February 20, 2023
by Philip, Duke of Parma February 06, 2023
by Philip, Duke of Parma February 06, 2023
No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.
Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 03, 2022