Philip, Duke of Parma's definitions

A

a is for are you really looking up a letter?

Are you really looking up the letter a?
Yes. Yes I am.

by Philip, Duke of Parma February 6, 2023

Nebraska

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.

Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Poppy

Former Popstar And Blonde Wig Enthusiast, Now makes Metal Music

2015: I'm Poppy, I'm Poppy, I am Poppy
2017: P-O-P-P-Y I'm Poppy!
2019: I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin'
2021: My Brain Is Poisonous, My Body is A Mess, My Heart is Hazardous (Screamo Noises)

by Philip, Duke of Parma December 31, 2022

Egg Salad

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022

C

C is for the Cock you suck on the daily, you whore

A, B, C

by Philip, Duke of Parma February 20, 2023

Woman

1. An overplayed song by Doja Cat

2. Adult Human Female

3. A Misogynistic Misspelling of Wombyn

1)

Did you hear that song "Woman"?

Yeah, it's all over the radio
2)
I was in the women's bathroom.
3)
I am not a woman, I am a W-O-M-B-Y-N and I'm proud!

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023