Definitions by Philip, Duke of Parma

beautiful cabin crew 

A frequently used caption in AI-generated facebook image posts, often unrelated to the image in the post.

"Becky, Have you seen this post?"
Caption: Beautiful Cabin Crew! Scarlett Johansson ❤️
"Stacey, that's just AI slop."

beautiful cabin crew by Philip, Duke of Parma July 20, 2024

Leah Kate 

Tiktok musician who makes nursery rhymes into uncreative "rock" music about her ex(s), and then goes around to call Melanie Martinez "a flop"

Did you hear what Leah Kate said on her live the other day?

Yeah, "Melanie Floptinez" LMAO

Leah Kate by Philip, Duke of Parma April 2, 2023

Rule 3 

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

Rule 3 by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule 2 

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

Rule 2 by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule 1 

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

Rule 1 by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

Spirit Airlines by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

American Airlines 

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

American Airlines by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023