Definitions by Phil k

fanny 

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.

"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"

fanny by phil k April 24, 2005

anywhere but here 

im amazed at how the author of this definition spends his/her time slating other peoples defititions (or lack of), only to offer their OPINION on this band (who no-one has heard of) as a FACT.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.

"In my opinion, ABH are great.but i know, if we were to apply scientific rigour to this theory,we would quickly realise that it is utter bullshit.And all my opinions thereafter should be considered WRONG!"

anywhere but here by phil k April 24, 2005

gom 

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

gom by phil k April 22, 2005

ditchpig 

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

ditchpig by phil k April 22, 2005

Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out 

In a pickup game of football amongst friends, the better of the two teams is known as Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. The other team is then relegated the name Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out, which is not bad either, but not quite as good.

"Alright, we got Andy AND W, plus Phil. I decree us Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. Ya'll can be Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out. We get ball first."

Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out by Phil k March 24, 2005

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

stale by phil k February 8, 2004

P.I.T.A 

Pain In The Ass

This job is a PITA.

P.I.T.A by phil k February 8, 2004