Phil's definitions

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An absolute mauling of the english language, originally used for abreviations while sending an SMS. Yet some people (or ppl) insist on using at other times when there are no limitations set on the number of characters available.

u cumin out 2nite, we gonna go lern 2 spell

by Phil November 11, 2003

salva

Stueee......
stu is all pale!!!
hes all pale like a piece of yeti poo! paler than poo, which is actually brown, but for this pioint its all white! like someone who never leaves the house, cos hes afraid of the BBC!!! (Bilton Blazing Crew) for all you dumb people!

Salva is all stu like

by Phil January 17, 2005

DSLs

Dick-sucking lips

Damn, Angelina Jolie has some nice DSLs.

by Phil November 14, 2003

haystack

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.

Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.

by Phil January 15, 2005

poke

to have,want to, or plan to have sex

i told the girl i wanted to poke so she said i could poke after school so i did.

by Phil September 15, 2005

roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 22, 2004

lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

by Phil June 20, 2003